Posts in Ouran High School Host Club Category

So... I should offer an apology here for waiting to catch up with Ouran High School Host Club until a few weeks ago when I marathoned 8 episodes of it. I had completely misinterpreted what it was about (I have a low tolerance for bishounen stuff or anything with even a sniff of BL), but now it's one of my favorites this season. Haruhi kawaii yo Haruhi! I'll second Kurogane here as regards to last week's episode and other things ;) Yeah, I could do without the twincest (even though it's just an act, I know). Anyways, a bit about this week's episode using the alternate format ;)

 
A cute little girl comes to the Host Club looking for her older brother, a prince that'll get rid of all the mean monsters around. Last week it was okama (Haruhi's dad), then there's all the Host Club members (megane, shota, so on), and now 金髪ツインテールロリ blonde-haired ponytail loli. This show has just about all the bases covered, really ;) Anyways, the Host Club theme this time -- police.

 
Megane character, reverse harem, lolishota (just shota, ain't it?) (ED: okay, okay, I get it now ;), incest. Little girls shoudn't be saying things like that (^^;;;)

Since Tamaki's blonde, the girl assumes that he's her onii-chama (kawaiii~). Her name is Kirimi (no, not that kirimi, Haruhi). Tamaki says she must be mistaken since he doesn't have a little sister... that makes Kirimi cry, so he goes along with it, saying he'll be her onii-chama... typical Tamaki (^^;;)

And who might you be?.... Nekozawa-senpai?!

 
Yup, Kirimi is Nekozawa-senpai's little sister. Nekozawa-senpai is quickly changed back into his usual dark garb by the Nekozawa family maid and secretary. Kirimi is scared to death of him.... they're complete opposities, it would seem -- Kirimi's scared of the dark, but Nekozawa-senpai can't stand light. Kirimi's looking for her prince that she's heard about in stories... and shoujo manga that the maid has been reading to her. So that's where she learned those expressions.... must be reading Shoujo Comic (I've heard it's rather... yeah) or something that's meant for the older crowd (^^;;)

Anyways, Kirimi doesn't want to go home... Haruhi doesn't like siblings being apart like this. Tamaki tells Kirimi that he's not her onii-chama -- but she's got a much more wonderful real onii-chama. Uh-oh, looks like Tamaki's got another ridiculous plan -- this time, to redo Nekozawa-senpai's character. I think we all know what's coming...